Battle of the Quotes: Str8 vs. Diva

1) ME: “Ah, hello?!  Breakfast is ready.  Eat it cold if you want, watev.”     VS.    
MR. STR8: “Are you not ready yet?!  You’re gonna miss your bus.  Put the computer down!”

2) ME: “Wow.  Really?  Must of had a good day on the video game, conquering the universe.  Guess dinner is gonna be late..since I have to clean the sink full of dishes sitting here.”     VS.                                                                                                  
MR. STR8: “Thought you said you cleaned up the house?  Looks the same as when I left- 4 days ago!”

3) ME: “Wow Honey, we had 8 litres of ice cream!”     MR.STR8: “I left you some.”     ME: “What?  8 tablespoons?!”    VS.                                                                   
MR. STR8: “What do you mean you ate a whole loaf of bread in 3 days?  And no, I am not going to eat your stale crackers instead of toast!”