“Why don’t you get black ones. Red pumps make you look like a hooker.”
(To his teenage daughter shopping for high heels)
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Wednesday, 14 September 2011
Battle of the Quotes: Str8 vs. Diva
1) ME: “Ah, hello?! Breakfast is ready. Eat it cold if you want, watev.” VS.
MR. STR8: “Are you not ready yet?! You’re gonna miss your bus. Put the computer down!”
2) ME: “Wow. Really? Must of had a good day on the video game, conquering the universe. Guess dinner is gonna be late..since I have to clean the sink full of dishes sitting here.” VS.
MR. STR8: “Thought you said you cleaned up the house? Looks the same as when I left- 4 days ago!”
3) ME: “Wow Honey, we had 8 litres of ice cream!” MR.STR8: “I left you some.” ME: “What? 8 tablespoons?!” VS.
MR. STR8: “What do you mean you ate a whole loaf of bread in 3 days? And no, I am not going to eat your stale crackers instead of toast!”
MR. STR8: “Are you not ready yet?! You’re gonna miss your bus. Put the computer down!”
2) ME: “Wow. Really? Must of had a good day on the video game, conquering the universe. Guess dinner is gonna be late..since I have to clean the sink full of dishes sitting here.” VS.
MR. STR8: “Thought you said you cleaned up the house? Looks the same as when I left- 4 days ago!”
3) ME: “Wow Honey, we had 8 litres of ice cream!” MR.STR8: “I left you some.” ME: “What? 8 tablespoons?!” VS.
MR. STR8: “What do you mean you ate a whole loaf of bread in 3 days? And no, I am not going to eat your stale crackers instead of toast!”
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